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"We think Playland is an excellent way to introduce international concepts..."
Principality of Sealand
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This page was last updated on 18th March 2007
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| HM King Nicholas II of the Copeman Empire wrote an email to the Playland Government and asked the following question: |
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| Here are Playland's answers to HM King Nicholas II's questions... |
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Smudge Barham MP:
Playland Minister of Food |
| "I think that it is a very good thing they stopped this as it is very unhealthy food. School food is now very healthy and much better therefore it was a good thing that they got rid of them." |
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Baca Vandentiekio MP:
Playland Minister of Nothingness |
| "I like turkey. I like Pizza. I don't know if I like turkey pizza." |
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Ežytė Šaltkalvė MP:
Playland Minister of Security
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Miki Kestucio:
Friend of Playland
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| "It's probably because they're fried. All fried food is bad. Schools should concentrate more on cutting out fizzy drinks and sandwiches. Sweets too, only give the kids dark chocolate." |
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Francisco:
Doctor |
| "Miki is probably right. It is possible Jamie Oliver did it as a double bluff, to give the food or himself publicity. I read he accepts large amounts of money from an organisation that promotes the consumption of junk food." |
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Crotchrot:
Friend of Playland
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| "What do I think about turkey twizzlers? Well I believe the turkey is an ugly looking critter and therefore is not worthy of eating. Pigs on the other hand are cute (think 'babe', 'miss piggy' and the pig from Charlotte's web here) and are therefore fair game and should be eaten in enormous quantities to ikeep the pig population down." |
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D:
Prospective Playlander
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| "I think it's really bad for teenagers to eat this kind of food because it's unhealthy." |
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N:
Prospective Playlander
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| "The story was interesting. It talked about the bad nutrition that schools offer to children (unhealthy food), that probably happens to some schools and nobody notices. In the story a man called Jamie Oliver, that was a chef , went to television telling to stop giving the children unhealthy food. In my opinion it was a brave thing to do and also stupid because he probably got fired and made the school lose money... But was still a good thing to do." |
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Unanimous: |
| "If the turkey is really bad I think that it is right to give that food to schools, because then the students get fat and sick and is very bad to their health. Jamie Oliver made the right choice, going to television and warning the people that that food was bad for their help." |
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Unanimous: |
| "I think that Jamie Oliver is right: Turkey is unhealthy. I think that turkey is an unhealthy food, but once a month don't kill anybody." |
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Unanimous: |
| "I believe that the turkey twizzlers should not be eaten. Because when someone famous comes to TV that person wants attention, hurt someone or simply say the truth and I believe Jamie Oliver intended to help and say the truth." |
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Unanimous: |
| "The turkey schools must change their school menus." |
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